Frag Doods

Rulez for Joining

We are constantly bombarded by little punk kids, begging to join our 'evil empire'. We have devised a solution to this problem. If you do not successfully meet ALL of the requirements listed below, you will never become a Dood.

You must be one of the following:

A picture is required to verify hotness. We reserve the right to acknowledge a persons hotness, or lack there of. We also give ourselves the right to modify and/or publish any materials sent to the Frag Doods.
People with third nipples need not apply.
The order of joining proceeds as guy/girl/guy/girl.
In order for a female to join the FD's, they must first denounce the women's suffrage movement.
There is a slight possibility, that during the exact moment all of the planets become aligned, we will allow for a single person to join the FDs that normally would not meet our high standards. As we do not own any form of telescope, we decide amongst ourselves when the planets become aligned.
Firetrucks, trampoline's, and burning piano's do not mix, in any way, shape, or form.
If your gamertag is either 'Plink FD' or 'Juiceman', none of these rules apply. Including this one...

Rulez for Current Members

So you've finally made it into the Frag Doods. Congratulations, and for those of you that 'lost' various parts of your anatomy along the way, we have a barbeque in the back...

Now, don't go thinking that everything will be like partially frozen margarine from here on in. Instead, prepare yourself for a life of constant belittling and mockery, to which there will be no escape. Also, prepare yourself for more rules:

All members are required to pay dues to the FD founders. (Plink and Juiceman) This payment is due on the 1st of the month with a 10 day grace period. The form of payment is negotiable.
Frag Dood clan members are neither hot nor intellicent.
If you find yourself in a gaming match you cannot win, we encourage leaving the game early to keep our clan name untarnished.
You should always do everything in your power to win, no matter what the cost. Cheating shall become an instinct.
When all else fails, accuse the other team of cheating, and be sure to follow up with derogatory remarks about their mothers.

Rulez for Quitting

You don't. Once you've become a Frag Dood, you can only be demoted... or drug into the street and shot.

Some fine print - During your life time spent serving the FD's, we are not responsible for the deficiency of any intellegible conversation, inhumane antics, or the post traumatic stress that may result. We also concur that the the Frag Doods are really really cool, and awesome.

BONUS - Rulez/Tips for Picking Up Hot Chicks

Here's a little bonus section we've prepared for the clueless males. It works, trust me.

When conversing online, use leet speak whenever possible. This stuff is chick magnet gold. The combination of letters and numbers will make her desire hot passionate sex.
Be persistent. Don't be afraid to try and sneak into her house when she is asleep. Girls love this. Its romantic.
Take your clothes off. Women cannot resist a naked man. Try to do this within the first 5 minutes of meeting them, for best results.
Talk about yourself as often as possible. They will never know how good you are unless you tell them. Also be sure to mention how experienced you are with women, by telling them about your past relationships sparing no details.

DOUBLE BONUS - Rulez/Tips for Picking Up Hot Guys

Some tips for the ladies. (assumes you are at least a 7/10)

Show cleavage
Say "Hi"
...I can pretty much write anything here