REVIEws, FOr STUff.

Never question our resolve! If you disagree with our perspectives, you are a horrible waste of valuable human anatomy that could be put to better use feeding the starving children of Antarctica.

Cannibalism aside, the following is the basic premise for our rating system. If your game doesn't/can't run at 60 frames per second, you get 0 (ZERO).

Plink's Halo 2 Review

Final score - 0.0

Plink's GTA:San Andreas Review

Final Score - 0.0000001% (I gave it a small fraction above zero because you can kill absolutely everything in the game. Also, games rated AO are cool.)

Plink's Metal Gear Solid: Snake Eater Review

Final score - 00

Plink's Ratchet and Clank 3 Review

Final score - 13 / 13

Plink's Jak 3 Review

Final Score - 000.00

Plink's Jak 2 Review

Final Score - 000.00

Plink's Jak & Daxter Review

Final Score - 100.00

Plink's Half Life 2 Review

Final Score - 9985/10000

Plink's Ghost Recon 2 Review

Final Score - 000